The next time I need a good doctor, or lawyer for that matter, I’m going to New Jersey.  They have some really smart doctors there that know when and where to treat a serious disease.  Dr. Alexander Dlugi decided to administer treatment to a now 15-year old freshman girl in high school. 

Although the freshman was born with the retarding ailment of being a women - Dr. Dlugi is doing the right thing trying to treat her by suing her.  Yes, that is right, he is suing the girl for her inability to have the necessary motors skills to control herself while moving - although not that surprising considering she is indeed a female

Just as young cubs grow into big ferocious bears - young girls that cannot drive, just grow up into THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY ACCIDENTS ON THE FREAKIN’ ROAD.  If we can put a stop it while they’re young, or at least show them their faults, then maybe we can once again ride safely on the roads. 

How many women pilots do you know?  I don’t know any, and the safest route of travel statistically is by plane.  The facts are all around us.  Need more proof?  Watch this video of the average women driver and a few more after the jump.

I guess the women thought the guy was kidding when he was frantically waving his arms and saying stop

Annnd… one more which closely resembles the accident in the article

So what did we learn today? Sue them while they’re young. Let’s stop this epidemic, or just take away their driving privelages forever!

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