So right now there is this big hoopla (yea - I used the word hoopla) about fat ugly sorority members being kicked out of a Sorority because… well… because they were fat and ugly - a fugly if you will: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/25/education/25sorority.html

Now I don’t understand why this is a problem. A sorority girl in essence is a hot girl with no soul whose sole purpose in life is so that a man can do every horrendous sexual act to them before they settle down with a girl that isn’t a whore sorority girl.

No one wants to have sex with a fugly - it just isn’t meant to be. I unfortunately had sex with a fugly before and let me tell you… Having to flip over the layer of fat hiding the poon while having that same layer slap you across the body everytime you move is just God’s way of telling you that Fat and Ugly girls aren’t meant to have sex.

Take a quick searchon google with the term “sorority” - here are the pictures that I found:

    

So what do we learn about Sororities from these pictures?

1) They have a little lesbian in them
2) They like wearing bikinis
3) They like to have pudding fights
4) They have huge boobs and love Hot Tub Parties
5) They are all “hittable”

Now, what is the one thing that isn’t on this list… Hmm… Oh, that’s right - none of them are fat or ugly.

Pictures of the fugly “sorority” girls who rightfully got kicked out and more after the jump

So now let’s check out what these “sorority” girls look like…

Now the last picture is the most interesting…

Now take a look at this picture… These are all of the girls who got kicked out of their sorority. This picture was taken by a professional AND these dogs most likely had professional make up done for this picture so basically this picture is as good as they’ll ever look… Let’s analyze 6 parts of this photo for a bit…

1) 2) 3)

4) 5) 6)

1) What the hell kind of a pose is that? So you’re taking a picture that will be published EVERYWHERE and you take this classic pose
2) Uhhh… Hey Guy - I think you’re in the wrong shoot
3) No amount of FGAS (http://manscript.com/2007/03/01/beware-of-the-fat-girl-angle-shot/) can help you out
4) Now this girl doesn’t look like she belongs here. She looks cracked out which is always good for an easy lay and the fact that she has red herpes all over her bottom confirms it
5) This girl is too ugly that the camera man decided to only shoot half her face
6) I can’t even imagine how this girl looks like - the camera man did us all a favor and cut her face out completely.

So bottom line…

Sorority = Hot Girls
Girls Shown Above = Not Hot Girls
“Girls” Shown Above = Probably not Girls
People Shown Above = Not Sorority Material
Not Sorority Material = Should not be in a Sorority

It’s simple math folks!

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