More Cushion for the Pushin

March 3rd, 2007 by Nathan

…is what I always say. I know my man Calvin and everyone are hating on larger women - but 165 is the new 98. We all know we would like to try out a lil BBW love every once in a while because…

Ease- Optimize your time and energy and get laid with minimal effort.  There are 10 big willing women per 1 prude skinny one.  In terms of weight, instead of 100 pounds of sex, you could have 200 pounds of voluptuous, sweaty sex - that’s like twice the amount!

Hunger - Bigger women are hungrier. Now, is it coincidence that a penis looks like a fatty hot dog? I think not. Just watch out for the teeth. 

Variety - M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL. Not just bony and bony plus.

Satisfaction - Majority of women are unsatisfied by sex, but they can’t blame you if they are the ones limiting the sexy time. If you are going at it and she runs out of breath, you better stop, because there’s nothing worse than having a big woman pass out on top of you. Best case, you finish fast, she finishes fast, everyone enjoys a plate of ribs after.

Extras- Normally, there are about 5, maybe 6 places to put it in a woman. Not so true with a biggie; There are many more pleasant surprises. My favorite has to be what i’ve named the “Cankle Drill”. It involves a cankle, a squat, and a whole lot of cornchip smelling goodness well, you get the picture.

Here is PROOF that women with a lil meat on them look better…

BEFORE:
britney_hot.gif christina_hot.gif tyra_hot.gif

Now with all that how’re you gonna tell me that being with a big woman isn’t better? C’mon… The proof is there after the jump.

AFTER:
britney_fat.gif christina_fat.gif tyra_fat.gif

I think I just proved my point, right fellas?



6 Responses to “More Cushion for the Pushin”

  1. i agree, you proved your point

    peaceman

  2. Is this irony?

    Perplexed

  3. Do it for the money if not the looks. It gives alot of street-cred to be able to prove you fucked britney or christina. Just imagine how many girls would fuck Michael Jackson, i mean sure he’s a genious and he looked good a few years ago, but now he looks like.. well yeah, and they would still do it.
    Other than that - no Nathan, just no.

    Chris Turd.

  4. Hey come on now you got to love these girls here:
    http://www.bbwfacehumpers.com

    Jerry

  5. I’ll admit to wanting to do a THICK girl, but sloppy fat? I can’t go there…

    Timoteo

  6. ya’ll Just hat’n some some fatties!!
    SHIET
    I get mines!

    Dre Dre

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