There aren’t many things that just pierces fear into a man’s heart than to accidentally sleep with another man. And here my friends is the truth… New technology in the field of plastic surgery has made it incredibly hard to distinguish between Women and Transexuals.
Previously, it was pretty simple - Transexuals were beastly women who were either ugly or it was pretty obvious she/he was a dude, either way, you weren’t going to hit on her/him. But now, with the advances of plastic surgery a new form of Transexuals have come about… the Attractive Women Man - the AWM for short.
I know what you’re thinking my naive readers - “There’s no way I’ll mistake a guy for a hot girl!”. Well, let’s test your AWM test. Below are 9 women - some are AWM’s and some are actual hot girls - we’ll test how you would do if you were at a bar and these 9 women were there… Who would you hit on?
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The answers and more about AWM after the jump (NSFW)
So let’s go one by one to see if you got it right…
1) ACTUAL FEMALE - You have to look for the soft features like her lips. Lips are a big giveaway as most men have bigger lips than their women counterparts.
2) AWM - This one should be a gimme - I mean just look at that thing - obviously a man. (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
3) AWM - This one is a little tricky - she definitely has a small frame and face which you would think would be a girl. This AWM is just one of those guys you don’t want to meet because there is just no way of knowing until you start groping him and feel something that you never wanted to feel ever in your life. (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
4) AWM - This one is also a little tricky but not impossible. The number one trick a AWM can do to mess with your mind is to show cleavage. Don’t go for this jedi mind trick and take a look at the face. The painted eyebrows and the strong nose gives it away. (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
5) AWM - Again, don’t get fooled by the boobs. Take a look at the face and look at the strong nose and painted eyebrows. (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
6) AWM - The trickiest race to figure out whether the person you’re hitting on is an actual female or an AWM are the Asians. Most Asian guys are of smaller stature and have more of a softer face - BEWARE - many Asian AWM’s are really hard to tell if they are in fact AWMs or a female. This is another AWM you never want to meet at a bar because there is no way of knowing (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
7) AWM - Another race to look out for are the Hispanics. Hispanics like Asians are smaller in stature and have a smaller face structure which are easily reconstructed to look like a woman. This girl is another one of those girls you wish to never meet at a bar because it is pretty hard to distinguish. She has real eyebrows, light makeup and a small face and nose. You just have to hope you never meet this man ever (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting)
8 ) ACTUAL FEMALE - I know by now you probably feel pretty shitty as you most likely are doing horribly in this test. But rest assured these two hot lesbians are actual females. THANK GOD right?
9) AWM - This one is a little tricky but if you know what you’re looking for it shouldn’t be that hard. The weird looking red lips and the big face is somewhat a give-away, but this AWM is still hard to tell (Click the censored picture for UNCENSORED proof. NSFW and pretty damn disgusting).
So what have we learned? Advances in plastic surgery are BAD! Be very careful when picking up girls at some bar ESPECIALLY when drunk. Beer goggles are great to move a “6″ up to a “9″ but it is NOT so great when it moves a “man” into a “woman”.
The good old days of just looking if a woman has an adam’s apple are long gone. Plastic surgeons can grind out the adams apple, reconstruct the face in every way to deceive us guys into accidentally getting in bed with these beasts.
So BEWARE. Think of how many you got wrong today when you had a clear picture of there face. At some bar or a club there will be dim lights, beer goggles, and your horniness working against you - make sure you remember the following:
1) Does she look kind of manly?
2) Does she have weird big lips?
3) Is she wearing a little bit too much makeup?
4) Does she have a really big nose?
5) Does she have broad shoulders?
And remember - when in doubt, just leave! No matter how close you are to closing the deal, if you have any doubts in her gender - JUST GO HOME. Nothing is worse than groping down under to feel something that shouldn’t be there. Take it from a guy who has had this experience from a girl he picked up from a club…. IT IS NOT FUN.
Dude, that is disgusting, I made the mistake of looking at an uncensored picture
george
March 19th, 2007
The fact that you felt the need to add “and pretty damn disgusting” over and over again at the end of your comments for the AWM pictures is a clear sign of your shame towards your latent homosexuality. “The dude doth protest too much, methinks.” — Hamlet, paraphrased.
David
March 20th, 2007
David, have you seen the uncensored pictures? I just did, and holy batshit hell, it is \”pretty damn disgusting\”
kyle
March 20th, 2007
That’s pretty damn disguisting.
Jeff
March 21st, 2007
I enjoyed this a great deal.
John Taube
March 21st, 2007
I actually worked with a “lady” that was in progress. It was pretty freaky. Nobody thought to warn me. The adams apple, gave it away.
jojn doe
March 21st, 2007
I think they’re all HAWT!!!
George W. Bush
March 21st, 2007
I masturbated to the uncensored pics
Jim
March 22nd, 2007
If you clicked on the censored picks, then your a meat-gazing flaming fag.
Mike
March 22nd, 2007
its really scary to imagine
that you can meet or hook up with someone and well they have a lot more thne what you wanted
bobby
March 23rd, 2007
this is what religious people mean when they talk about morals over science. damn surgeons dont care about the innocent heterosexual lives they might ruin when they perform these surgeries
easy
March 25th, 2007
the worst is if theyve also had the genitals removed. then your smashin a guy off and you dont even know. it chills my blood to think of sticking a penis in a penis
easy
March 25th, 2007
you got that right easy,but if you don’t look at the uncensored pictures, they look (scary,but….)nice(only a few I mean
legice
April 3rd, 2007
you guys ever imagine your own hot girlfriend with a cock?
seriously
April 3rd, 2007
It amazes me that guys want chicks to give them head and let them ride the chocolate highway but as soon as the partner is a man the same activities become immoral and disgusting. The hypocrasy is amazing.
Ray
April 3rd, 2007
It’s not hipocracy …. its a preference of sex/gender…. if I were a guy… i wouldnt want to have sex with another guy and not know it… shit… i get disgusted when girls try to be guys…
a girl!
April 3rd, 2007
Intersting how the world at large is paranoid of these people that make their own choices. I’m guessing that most of these ‘converts’ won’t try to fool most hetro men. Don’t panic guys. regardless of your feelings of their choices… fudge packing fags or simple humans who chose a different path they were born into…. keep it simple. don’t be an asshole with your opinion. Say it clean. Agree or don’t agree… keep intelligence in your reply and more people will listen to your voice.
kuro
April 3rd, 2007
Lecture me on intelligence, yet include a sentence that says, “Or simple humans who CHOSE a different path that they were BORN into.” Yes and uh .. I’m pro-abortion, but..uh…no babies should die…
Oxymoron Finder
April 3rd, 2007
Good..God…*shudder*
G-XIII
April 4th, 2007
Kuro,
Are you Fucking that naive ?
DO you honestly think they go through all the trouble they do to and then on top of that look for the oddball man that wants to suck a girls dick ?
As soon as they have that baby chopped off they will be trying to get away with whatever they can!
Austin
April 4th, 2007
Austin, after hearing your take, you made a good point…
Naive, I suspect, as truly any male converting to female will likely want a male partner. No disagreement there.
Oxy - another thought I should have pondered before I yapped off… Not ’simple’ humans… should have read ’simply’. But I’m afraid I don’t quite follow the Yes and uh .. I’m pro-abortion, but..uh…no babies should die… analogy. I’m hoping not to offer any arguement on the CHOICE issue… just that people should offer their thoughts without malice.
Case in point. You and Austin brought up good points. But didn’t spoil decent ideas with dialogue like ‘Fuggin’ Faggot’ kind of crap.
Kuro
April 4th, 2007
holy mother fucking hell
jjjj
April 4th, 2007
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Sara Wilson
April 4th, 2007
interesting tid bit of info my friend,so what we learned here today is your a homo, get over it so you liked it (sex with a man i mean) really its ok.
hehe
April 5th, 2007
Wow. The levels of testosterone in these picture are of the charts. These men/women seems to have scored at least a 9.5 on the Scrotum scale.
Vaginal_Lips
April 5th, 2007
I meant off!
Vaginal_Lips
April 5th, 2007
I think I just got a hard on…oh crap!
Mmmm
April 5th, 2007
Interesting blog
craiglist
April 5th, 2007
that was sick
Anonymous
April 6th, 2007
That’s some sick shit. I got most of them, but 4 and 6 threw me off.
Hurgurk
April 6th, 2007
Man I got 7 of 9 correct, so I think I did quite well, considering… 3 and 6 threw me off, though I was questioning 6, though 3 totally threw me off…. damn only to think…
luckily I wouldn’t have went for 6 anyways, so 3 is the only scarry thought up there, there is just no tell I could find there that she wasn’t a she… definitely a scary thought!
Al
April 7th, 2007
hi i am mostdefinetly a female borm with a cunt and everything but i have broud shoulders, and a big nose so you just said im a guy in drag with surgury lol]
morgan
April 8th, 2007
oh and wats wrong with people who do this i understand it makes you uncomfortable but they have i right just like i think you have a right to ask but i gu4ess that might offend some wemon but i feel that it certainly wouldnt ofend any shims
morgan
April 8th, 2007
Damn, I almost got every one of those…guys/girls/mutants right. But number 2 and (creepy Asian man) 6 wrong. I looked at the uncensored picture for number 2 to see proof because I couldn’t believe it.
And that was pretty damn disgusting
Sarah
April 8th, 2007
cool blog!
emma
April 9th, 2007
LOL - Sarah - how the hell did you get number 2 wrong? That was like the most obvious one!
roy
April 9th, 2007
Your right Kuro, I was bored and thought i would be objectionable..different thought..how can a man be born with such a small figure? i refer to # 3, tiny little arms…but even men with small arms you can tell they’re man arms. those look like female arms. being ignorant of the fact that she’s a man,if that “thing” would have walked up to me and said lets go back to my place, i would have said lead the way….SUPRISE CRACKA! AHHHH!!! disturbing…
Oxymoron Finder
April 10th, 2007
cool blog!
Timoty
April 15th, 2007
nice photos of this blog
Tima
April 17th, 2007
all are sick
derick
April 18th, 2007
Own up you fags.
You all got a boner looking at the “dirrrty pitchers”!
You’ll all burn in HELL!
Ann Coulter
April 21st, 2007
I was wondering, what are your thoughts on transsexuals who have had a sex change. Now they have a vagina, breasts, etc, would you be attracted to them.
lorraine
April 21st, 2007
I would rather have sex with #3 or #4 than an “actual female” as you call it.
TGL
April 21st, 2007
Wow, some of you people really need to grow up. You may not be into transsexuals, but that’s no reason to insult them. I’m sure you all have a gay relative, do you insult them too?
Please try and understand that not everything is clear cut and black and white. There’s more to human gender/sexuality than most of us know.
I’m sure someone is going to call me out and insult me for saying this, but none of the above women are “men.” They aren’t “things.” If some of you guys woke up with a vagina would you be women now?
Your preference is your preference, but do try to show a little respect.
Fox
April 21st, 2007
Oh yeah, and I’d shag them all!
Fox
April 21st, 2007
Well said Fox! I’m with you!
TGL
April 21st, 2007
They are not men. They are not its. They are not mutants. They are trans women, and hot women at that. Menage a trois with #3 and #9 would beat the shit out of anything those lesbians could pull off.
LoadedRevolver66
April 21st, 2007
No need to be abusive to transexuals. After all, there’s nothing disgusting about a cock. Heck, I have one, too, and I’m pretty fond of it. In fact, I get a kick out of touching a cock every day I jerk off- does that make me gay?
I say “Fuck labels!”
They may have a cock, but they are feminine so many ways. They go through a lot making a conscious decision to transform into what they’ve always wanted to be and the time and effort they put into it deserves our respect and admiration. If you don’t like it, just look away.
I don’t dig guys, but a girl with a penis does seem like an enticing proposition to me. And which amongst you can deny that numbers 4 and 6.
So stop being pussies and venture out into the wild side- try Googling “transexual”, “ladyboy” or “hung angel” to start you off. You may just like it.
Anonymous
April 21st, 2007
Hmmmm.. I prefer my ladies wit ha cock between their legs!
Shadow
April 21st, 2007
I don’t like the tone of your article. I feel that you are talking down to trannsexual woman and contribute towards the prejudice and violence that transgendered people face everyday. Shame on you for reffering to them as “woman-man,” they prefer to be reffered to as woman, because that is what they feel they are.
John
April 21st, 2007
I’d hit it.
Joe Blow
April 21st, 2007
A transsexual (TS) woman is someone who was born a boy but is not happy being male. You have to not like being a male a lot to take female hormones and get your beard hair zapped off and try to go from living as a guy to trying to live full time as a woman - It is not an easy path. The ones who do the porn are just trying to get enough money to be able to go “all the way” and have a body that makes them happy and live as a woman in society. Also, a real TS is not going to try to fool a man in the bedroom (although they may smile and flirt in the bar) because that can get you beaten to death when the guy finds out…
Wendy48088
April 22nd, 2007
YEAH 9 out of 9 but seriously thats fucking gross
Jordan
April 22nd, 2007
I agree with the pro-transexual comments. Unless you know what its like to live as a transexual you have no idea how sad the society is we live in and what sick and twisted things “normal” people are capable of. Being a transexual is not a problem - being violent and hating other people for their differences is.
Anonymous
April 23rd, 2007
THE UNCENSORED PICS ARE AMAZING!!!
MAN-Woman
May 8th, 2007
I agree that this is not their fault, and even some are nice.
But this thing is mental discease god damn! “A women born into a men body bla bla bla” are you this much stupid?? This is totally sick(and i have seen very sick things) but this IS horrible! There is about 10000$ on that body and i hope the governement didn’t paid for all that shit, and if they did i want to have 6 more inches for my dick!
Ré
May 18th, 2007
There is umpteen different research sites defending the ‘woman in a man’s body’ case. Its much more scientific mind you, but the studies show that a transexual female’s brain is LEAPS and BOUNDS different from an ‘average male’ and is only minutely different from an actual female brain. And again, before you judge, what if your brother or cousin was trans? Would you still say such incendiary things?
Binxly
June 6th, 2007
WOW that is realy disturbing
Rob
June 8th, 2007
ROFLMAO!! HAHAHA!! Funniest shit I’ve seen in a LONG time!
Another girl
June 15th, 2007
Are we really that backward? i mean i thought we had come a long way but the ignorant comments, these are people who live in america(i assume) and as an american i can tell you i may not agree but i stand up for their right to do damn well as they please!
tom
June 26th, 2007
And i missed a couple, but no i didnt peek,lol
tom
June 26th, 2007
I think that jim is a F-in quier and we’d beat gay out or him if he came to ohio
and i didn’t believe the sensored pic’s
redneck 01
June 27th, 2007
Theres a few even after I know they are a guy I would be willing to turn gay for a day with
RayRay
June 27th, 2007
9,7, and 3 to be exact
RayRay
June 27th, 2007
9 has a bangin hot ass
RayRay
June 27th, 2007
These are crazy…I dont understand why guys would do that. I thought gay guys liked other guys. So why would a gay guy dress up like a woman to attract a straight guy. It seems that he would want to dress gay to attract other gay guys…I just dont get it.
I would try to bang 1,4,8,9 but if I found the cock. Then I would punch them in the face.
It just doesnt make any sense!!
Jonny Dehey
July 3rd, 2007
You cant even front these dudes look better then alot of these broads, Im not hating but a little disturbed!
Lady J
August 1st, 2007
Really funny stuff. An the alls the girls are very pretty. But as MR.Rumsfeld said “stuff happens”. If you often put yourself in tricky situations, don’t cry out- loud if something tricky happens to you. Don’t know what are your emotional or experiential hang-ups, but your gratuitous insults, of these live-long suffering ladies are uncalled for, they need no extra prejudices they are probably prettier than some of your dates, you are too funny to sink that low, it is unbecoming of your obvious intellect and that of your readers. Thank heaven for all high-tech,auato, Aero, nuclear or Bio-medical.
johnny
September 11th, 2007
No judging about moral implications at all, only trying to define our terms. At the cellular level, it is the combination of chromosomes that determines if we are male or female human organisms. xx=female XY=male.
There are some damn fine feminine looking humans out there, that are xy male to their last cell. (with the exception of sperm cells that are by nature x or y.
SCROTTUS
November 28th, 2007
This article is disgusting. They’re human beings, not “pretty damn disgusting.” If having a penis makes you disgusting, then aren’t you disgusting for having that tiny fratboy chunk of meat you call a dick? If you’re not into transwomen, fine! They’re not into guys who aren’t interested in tgirls. I’m not interested in gay men but I am not a homophobe who calls gay men freaks. (And nice subtle racism, BTW)
Sean the history major
January 7th, 2008
Did you know that many “women” are actually men with “Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome”? The only way to detect AIS is by DNA test. Good luck you homophobe dudes with that one! By the way, if you are attracted to a “AWM”, it does not mean that you are gay. Gay men are attracted to men, not to women. If you find shemales disgusting, then you are really saying that you are uncomfortable with your own sexuality, whether gay or straight. Get over it dudes! Grow up! None of you is perfect either.
Very comfy with my sexuality
January 12th, 2008
With Your ignorance of these people and your intolerance for differences, if you were born a few generations earlier, you would be writing a blog on how you love to lynch black people.
JH
January 27th, 2008
jesus christ, all of you guys are taking this article too seriously. I took it as a funny article making fun of a group of people, last I heard freedom of speech is still alive in the US
Anonymous
January 28th, 2008
“IT IS NOT FUN”… yep, I’ll bet the loser author of this was shaking for the whole week, panicking and furious with discovering his closet homosexuality then. So evident in this posting of his it would be funny if it wasn’t pathetic.
Anonymous
January 30th, 2008
YUM
Anonymous
January 30th, 2008
The only one worth banging is number 1……the rest don’t work for me at all. A couple are even fugly bitthes
gumby
February 3rd, 2008
I do see this as false advertising. In the military, we would go to certain ports and would be warned that the hookers were likely men and would try to get a date. That’s just wrong to try some fuckery like that. Granted, people present themselves as something different to get some ass all the time. However, personality and penis are two different things.
Where are all the “men” with vaginas that are waiting for the big day that they can pee standing up? I’m not seeing a big overflow of women wanting to be men and turning their cock-sleeves inside out.
Just a thought.
pusseater
February 12th, 2008
I am a t/s woman and ran upon this site by mistake….what a bunch of asses here….
You don’t have anything better to do with your time but down grade a person and the life that choose to live..
Not all of us are porn stats…we lead as normal a life as we can…we don’t all keep our THING..
You know absolutely nothing about us but you condemmn..
I have been like I am since I was 3…now in my 40s..
I don’t critisize other for the life style they chose to live…should you??
Anonymous
February 13th, 2008
Not to put too fine a point on things, but technically a transsexual is still their original gender. Even though they have undergone the change, they still have their original sex-defining chromosomes.
Jeff
May 1st, 2008
I loved all of them so much, there cocks were so veiny i’d love to pound and throb deep into my warm slimy innnocent tight rectum.
I love cock and cum.
nick patterson
June 16th, 2008
the only ones i thought were disgusting were 1 and the lesbians! i love a good wedge of meat between my partners legs and i wanna tease it all night long!
i love the taste of sperm around my lips!
jack England
June 16th, 2008
im a shemale and i love luring guys into traps and at the last moment when they’re on my bed and hard by whipping my cock out in their face! most guys love it coz they’re like all u pervs leaving comments and as it turns out they are gay guys trying to fool themselves!
i jerked off over those uncensored pictures, i love a bit of lightsaber battles with my men!
i love cock on cock
Jenny Galloway
June 16th, 2008
in one week im getting breast implants to finish off my long awaited womenhood, most girls turn into a women in their teens but its taken me 30 years. im also getting my skin made black and im extending my penis to 12″. jst an update!
Jack England
June 16th, 2008
I also fuck male prostitutes, and once i licked out my dead granny after her funeral, she liked that…. very much,
Horses are very large, made me bleed…………lots.
nick patterson
June 16th, 2008
The only thing I find disgusting is the attitude taken on this article. some comments have been pointing this out…and also, not only is the lack of tolerance insulting to transsexuals, but I think it’s also pretty insulting to draw clear compartments for what “should” look like male and what “should” look like female. I think the only guys who would get nightmares from these are ones who don’t have any confidence in their own virility.
Yamagi
June 19th, 2008
gorge bush is gay
ty
June 24th, 2008
I find this sigt disgusting for one thing transsexuals don’t walk around trying to fool anyone they like for people to know that there transsexuals and most of these transsexual date women and not men they are Dr. Lawyers, business owners and only date guys that are interested in dateing transexual women, transsexuals don’t have surgery to be with or try to fool guys. transexuals has a damaged Y-chromosome which does not completely boost these women into the female form (You Freaken Idiots)and for any man to think that transsexuals go through all the surgery to attract a man is completely Stupid and idiotic
Shayla
June 27th, 2008
this is totally fucking disgusting and what’s worse it’s deceptive trying to trick straight guys like that hope they burn in hell
GrandmasterB
July 2nd, 2008