So we got sent a bunch of pictures from our readers varying from gross to funny to a giant man wearing a pink thong with a helicopter hat humping a midget dressed in pig hooves (yes - I am serious). But one category of pictures we get are dumb bitches doing what they do best - dumb shit.
We are going to share pictures sent in from our readers now and again and to start it off, here is a gem we received yesterday…
Many of you read our FGAS (fat girl angle shot) post and saw how women can totally manipulate the angle of their shot to look pretty damn hot. Now here is a girl that just FAILS that attempt…
Explaination of why this is fail of epic proportions after the jump (if you don’t see it right away - you need to make sure to have a couple friends check a girl’s picture before taking her out.
If you did not see the problem right away, let me make it clearer for you:
Not only does this angle fail to erase her ugliness but she displays a nice flat log she created by munching on multiple bon bons while watching MTV.
Good Job Bitch!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, I didn’t even catch that in the begining!
Anonymous
January 29th, 2008
i’d still hit it
mike
January 29th, 2008
poo bandit!!
kevin
January 29th, 2008
WOW, I thought the jerry curl was out of fashion, lawls!
Nhlalwenhle
January 29th, 2008
dood, that is disgusting - please no more excrement pictures on your site
bombsquad
January 30th, 2008
cmon, everyone takes a shit, i’d still do nasty things to her
Anonymous
January 30th, 2008
man, your disgusting
fckina
January 30th, 2008
She obviously hasn’t heard of “Courtesy Flush”
XzX
January 30th, 2008
maybe shes lookin for one more girl and maybe a cup
Anonymous
January 30th, 2008
maybe shes lookin for one more girl and maybe a cup
9090909
January 30th, 2008
is that a squiggly butt plug on the top right corner?
trueone
January 30th, 2008
you guys are horrible! EVERYONE poos, so who care if this girl accidentally forgot? She still is a hot girl that any of you douchebags will be lucky to have.
nancy
January 30th, 2008
How she get that tan? Yushi just burn and then all peel off.
Yushi Samagura
January 30th, 2008
Maybe she’s in a Jenkem Distillery Unit?
Tabula Rasa
January 30th, 2008
I want to see the midget fucker photo
Milo
January 30th, 2008
No Tp in the toilet either… means she put those drawers back on without wiping!
Candyman
January 30th, 2008
Cute girl with a captivating smile.
V
January 30th, 2008
She beez harvestin her own jenkem
LaTrine
January 30th, 2008
Nancy….. I wouldn’t hit that thing wif YOUR dick!
BIG MoFo
January 30th, 2008
man, that lady is crazy
nana
January 30th, 2008
Black People Poop????
jerry
January 30th, 2008
1 girl 1 toilet
flam
January 30th, 2008
the moral of this is always put the lid down. And they thought men were absent minded.
Scout
January 30th, 2008
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January 30th, 2008
girl poop must somehow be better than boy poop then?
lol@nancy
January 30th, 2008
i will never eat a snickers bar again!!!!!!!
what chu talkin bout willis
January 31st, 2008
she looks ugly as hell anyway, the poo just makes it worse
Anonymous
January 31st, 2008
You can totally see her sucking in.
lol
January 31st, 2008
You people are just HORRIBLE! Everybody poops! I hope someone bursts into the bathroom while you’re in there and takes a picture and puts it all over the internet!
Nancy
January 31st, 2008
The more I think about this, the more angry you people make me. There is no reason for you to be so mean to her. Why is it so hard for people to be NICE?
Nancy
January 31st, 2008
Why don’t you all just leave her alone? And there’s no reason for you all to be using such vulgar language!
Nancy
January 31st, 2008
for all of those people with racist remarks its not cool and not slick it just shows how far your brain will go . which does not appear to be that far still doing and showing ancient behaviors.. So do everybody a favor and grow up..
Shidan
January 31st, 2008
Nancy I hear you that everyone takes dumps but FLUSH IT before you take your myspace homepage pics and she is damn ugly so I dont know where you go saying people would be lucky to have that.
wha
January 31st, 2008
Nancy: What is your deal? You are upset that we are being “mean” to this girl. First off, I don’t find her particularly attractive, so I wouldn’t really be lucky to have her. Secondly, she forgot, and she probably should have taken a look before SHE put the picture online. Clearly, this was a picture made by her, posted somewhere by her. I am aware everyone poops, but she took this picture, of herself, by herself, and she put it online. She brought this on herself.
Cinds
January 31st, 2008
rofl……..omg ur posts are all hillarious…..and i saw that 2 girls finger paint thing….not so funny….and yes id still hit that!
idk
January 31st, 2008
Maybe she’s in a Jenkem Distillery Unit?
Tabula Rasa
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL! Too funny
Jordan
February 1st, 2008
Photoshop, totally, I so saw that poo on a different site so that proves it has just been edited in.
Lord of The woods.
February 1st, 2008
Photoshop photoshop… Everyone is quick to blame it on adobe. Well what happened to the good ol days when we just believed things we saw on the internet because it was explained in such rich and great detail and sworn by its truth in some midwest douche bags blog. If you dont miss those days then you are sick, damn sick my friend.
wha
February 1st, 2008
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February 1st, 2008
racism is ignorance!
lortis
February 1st, 2008
Not flushing is ignorance!
Clinton
February 1st, 2008
you’d all be lucky to have made a turd like that…
lol@nancy
February 1st, 2008
That looks like manpoo. Maybe she has a dick.
Nancy: you should try to grab that poo and shove it up your ass then poo it back out into her toilet and take your picture and post it here.
wicked bovine
February 1st, 2008
Hey Nancy, I have to take a shit. Would you like to join me??????
toecutter73
February 2nd, 2008
You people are EVIL and you all make SICK! There is no reason to be making racial slurs against her! I should report you to the NAACP. The poor girl made a mistake and you’re all treating her like she is the worst person in the world. YOU people are the worst! Every single one of you has made a mistake at one time. Maybe you should think about that!
Nancy
February 3rd, 2008
Hahahahha she pooped.
Anonymous
February 3rd, 2008
And then took a photo of herself. ahahahhahaha!
Anonymous
February 3rd, 2008
Hmm maybe she was proud of it and decided to get a picture with it? I mean you think she would notice the turd an inch from her face
Noyb
February 3rd, 2008
I think the NAACP would laugh at the poo too ! the racist stuff shouldn’t be funny — but it is rofl that woman pwn3d her toilet !
ROFL@Nancy
February 3rd, 2008
note to nancy:
stfu she will never ead this let us have our laugh
note to randomn retard that appears on every blog:
so you say you saw a turd in a toilet somewhere else… please go look up shit on google images and you may reach enlightenment, thogh i doubt it
note to people who actualeh enjoyed this:
hahahaha so goddamn hilarious
John
February 3rd, 2008
Racism isnt funny. Dumb bitches who use crappy angles in their bathroom while wearing just underwear. The floater is just a bonus.
Ash
February 4th, 2008
You fail the most important thing here: girls don’t poo, also this looks more like an old toilet where the paint has detached.
K
February 4th, 2008
There’s obviously toilet paper in the bowl. She wiped.
Mary
February 5th, 2008
Dude not only is the turd photoshopped but the girl is to, I’ll admit it is not obvious but if you look closely at her left shoulder the shadows are all wrong. Oh and she looks weird because she took it with flash right…
nah ha the surroundings are totally not flashed. god this is soooooo photoshopped.
LORD OF THE WOODS
February 5th, 2008
Just wondering..
How the hell is she ugly?
Adam Seale
February 5th, 2008
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http://imagechan.net/img/img.php?id=4900
egg salad
February 5th, 2008
Slightly fail.
This is not the typical “hide that I’m fat” photo, she is infact, NOT fat. Nor is she ugly.
You’re right aboutthe rest though ugh
Anonymous
February 6th, 2008
I want to eat the poo
Nancy
February 6th, 2008
Hey Nancy, Now I know who you are. You are one of the girls in the video 2girls1cup.
toecutter73
February 6th, 2008
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Cacodemon
February 6th, 2008
I would eat her and the shit too!
Anonymous
February 9th, 2008
errrrr manky bitch still get tit wank
fuse 08
March 10th, 2008
She done gib burf!
Raidenx348
June 29th, 2008