Archive for the 'Advice' Category

Take a Damn Shower

Monday, April 14th, 2008

If you ever participate in any contact sport where you are rubbing skin to skin with another sweaty guy - ALWAYS TAKE A SHOWER.  This seems like common sense to me but it just doesn’t seem to register to some people.
There is so much crap that can get such as ringworm, staph infection, etc.
I was […]

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Fuck Gold, I Want Pink

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

I’m going to make a bold statement, and refute it all you want, but like Christians and that whole bible thing, I’m sticking to my story.  I thought long and hard about this, and I realized that the reason men treat women like objects, is their own fault.  They are the reason they get treated […]

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The Art of the Bonerhide

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Since we get a lot of emails about our stories from Middle School and High School students, I decided that I will impart one of the most useful information for all of our hormone raging teenage readers: The Art of the Bonerhide.
I remember when I was a young lad at 12 playing a co-ed basketball […]

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So I received this email from one of our readers:
Hey Manscript,
What advice do you have for us Fat and Ugly doods who wants to get laid? You rip on Fat and Ugly bitches all the time and do you feel the same for men?
Fugly Dood -
Hey “Fugly Dood”, the physics of fat and ugliness ONLY […]

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