Archive for the 'Girls' Category

Why Fat Girls Need to Be in the Background…

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Let’s face it… Fat girls are just unattractive, you know it, I know it, shit, even the fat girl knows it.
So fat girls everywhere, please just make it easier on our eyes by moving to the side in ALL pictures especially when your next to your unporky counterparts.
Take a look at these two pictures:

The fat […]

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Dumb Girl of the Day

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

So we got sent a bunch of pictures from our readers varying from gross to funny to a giant man wearing a pink thong with a helicopter hat humping a midget dressed in pig hooves (yes - I am serious). But one category of pictures we get are dumb bitches doing what they do best […]

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WTF Happened to Jenna Jameson?

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

I can’t remember the countless of times I jacked it to some porno from the famous Jenna Jameson. She was hot, had an awesome body, and can suck a basketball through a hose - all the ingredients to make a great porn star.
I mean look at what she used to look like:

I mean god […]

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I wrote this little story that happened to me on Craigslist recently and the story caught on like wildfire all over the internet. The guys at Manscript got in contact with me somehow and asked if they can have me write a few words about the story. So here goes…
It’s pretty simple…
1) All females will […]

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The WNBA

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Today, an discussion between my co-workers arose and we got on the topic of women athletes.  I then decided to take the side that out of the 100’s of women, and when I say “women” I use that with almost a 99.5% doubtful tone, in the WNBA, there must be at LEAST a few hot girls.  I […]

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Ms. Palfrey is a great women who should be praised by every man, women and child.  Don’t know who she is?  She ran one of the biggest prostitution rings for the past 14 years.  She has recently been shut down by federal authorities (http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=nation_world&id=5087045)
I still do not understand why prostitution is outlawed in most parts […]

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More Cushion for the Pushin

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

…is what I always say. I know my man Calvin and everyone are hating on larger women - but 165 is the new 98. We all know we would like to try out a lil BBW love every once in a while because…
Ease- Optimize your time and energy and get laid with minimal effort.  There are 10 big […]

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So right now there is this big hoopla (yea - I used the word hoopla) about fat ugly sorority members being kicked out of a Sorority because… well… because they were fat and ugly - a fugly if you will: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/25/education/25sorority.html
Now I don’t understand why this is a problem. A sorority girl in essence is […]

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Beware of the Fat Girl Angle Shot!

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

When I read my boy Calvin’s post (http://manscript.com/2007/03/01/never-go-online-dating-ever/) I realized I never taught him of the “Fat Girl Angle Shot”.
I’ll teach all of you this long kept secret among the “Fat Girls”.
First off here’s a couple of facts about the pictures you see on the myriads of online dating sites:
1) If the girl is skinny […]

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Never Go Online Dating… EVER!

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Everywhere I go in the real world or on the net, I am being bombarded by these Online Dating sites.  I am hearing commercials of all the “success” stories that people have, etc. etc.
 Since I’ve already been laid by two ladies in my workplace (which is a HORRIBLE IDEA - never have sex with anyone at […]

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