Masturbate-a-Thon
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007Mark your calendars ladies and gentlemen, Saturday, May 26, 2007. It’s going to be a Masturbate-a-Thon! Yup, if you didn’t know, now you know. I’m all for safe sex and free education, but, this really makes me upset.
If I knew I could make money from masturbating, I would be a million… no BILLIONAIRE right now. […]

