You have to give this guy some credit here…  He thought it through rationally and realized that his bitch of a wife is not worth fighting over.  He simply tries to make the best of the situation until he can make his great escape.

Let’s just all hope that he’s getting some side action as well

Hmm… Lets see…

1) She’s doing the infamous FGAS trick
2) She’s doing a horrible job at covering 50% of her face to make her look better
3) She has a leg of a 300lb olympic dead lift champion
4) She has three noticeable scabs on her
5) And the one that completely takes the cake… She is the Sexist Women of Myspace

Great Job!  Maybe next year you can be the “Hottest Women of  West Vagina”

There is so much crap that can get such as ringworm, staph infection, etc.

I was once a team captain of my college wrestling team and you wouldn’t believe how many dirty ass idiots would go on the mat for a couple hours sweating up a storm then to pass out on their bed like a freaken ogre to only come back to the mat the next day without washing themselves.

Now only does this suck ass for everyone else but these damn ogres would complain about all the “up tight” girls on campus - guess what idiot, it’s because you smell like ass and everyone is trying really hard to not get a whiff.

I know there are a group of readers right now thinking “eh, fuck you man - I can do whatever the fuck I want”.  Well good for you except you can get a staph infection for being the dirty whore that you are. 

 So what’s staph infection?  Oh I don’t know… a FLESH EATING VIRUS.  Yea, you read that right, its a fucking virus that thinks your flesh is hoily grail of meat.

Here’s a dirty fucker who happens to participate in MMA who didn’t shower after every damn practice:

Yes - that is his fucking thigh!  Do you want a gaping fucking hole in your thigh?  No?  Then take a damn shower.

 After the jump is a picture of some serious staph infection that will make you want to take a shower after every bead of sweat that lands on you.

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Jesus, this is what happens when you get into a dry spell.

But it’s things like this where the Internet goes above and beyond just being awesome.

 Video after the jump… *WARNING* The gif is 3 megs. 

And a hint of what it’s about… Midget Transportation - nuff said.

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Explanation of why he is a vagina cleanser after the jump.

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So fat girls everywhere, please just make it easier on our eyes by moving to the side in ALL pictures especially when your next to your unporky counterparts.

Take a look at these two pictures:

The fat girls here know there place. Off to the corner sulking about how unfair it is that they are so fat while munching on a corn dog.

Since they know there place, the picture isn’t ruined. You can simple crop them out or hell, if you glance at the pictures you won’t even notice them - perfect right?

HOWEVER, there are some porkies who do not know this unspoken rule… I know what you’re thinking:

“Who cares? What’s the harm in them in pictures?”

Well, take a look at the picture after the jump to see the horrors of what can happen…

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We are going to share pictures sent in from our readers now and again and to start it off, here is a gem we received yesterday…

Many of you read our FGAS (fat girl angle shot) post and saw how women can totally manipulate the angle of their shot to look pretty damn hot. Now here is a girl that just FAILS that attempt…

Explaination of why this is fail of epic proportions after the jump (if you don’t see it right away - you need to make sure to have a couple friends check a girl’s picture before taking her out.

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“To sleep or not to sleep with a butterface”

And in case you didn’t know what a butter face is, here’s the formal definition:

Butterface: Scientifically, it’s a monstrous alien beast that tears a hot women’s head off and uses their alien technology to symbiotically fuse to the hot women’s body and feed on the feelings of disappointment of men everywhere.  Or more simply… Everything “But - Her - Face”.

What’s the worst about these women is that from the side, back, from afar, these women are HOT - so the disappointment you receive when you actually see the face is crushing.  Why couldn’t these beasts just have a body that reflects their face so men like us won’t have to suffer these let downs - I mean, I honestly die a little inside when I see a great body wasted on a butterface.

Now the funny thing is when I bring up butterfaces among my friends, everyone thinks I am overexaggerating…  Unless you have actually had a run in with a butterface you will never understand the disappointment and anger you get from a hot body wasted on a butter.

Like FGAS, I have been preaching this for years but I think you have to see it to believe it so here are a couple people I found that encompasses all that is unholy about butterfaces.

1)  2)  

3)  4)

I know what you’re thinking…

“Who cares how ugly their faces are - they are hot!”

Don’t let these butter aliens lead you into their trap! Think about it… Most butterface girls have the same ego as their hot counterparts because of their bodies.  They will act like the real hot girl with the same body and great face.  Do you know how much of a bitch it is to to keep these women happy?  You get all the attitude and a face that haunts you in your dreams - lose, lose, lose.

See these butterface girls unmasked after the jump!
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Do I sit in it?  Is it supposed to go in my living room?  Can I bang it - it is about the correct size for my dong.  There is one thing I can say though, at least now I can find the clitoris.  I’m telling you, its a myth, just like the female orgasm.  The G-Spot, I mean c’mon, talk about a tall tale.

Anyway, this person wants $600 for this thing.  $600?!  I wouldn’t pay more than 50 roses, err… dollars for a “massage” so why would I want to spend $600 for a vagina that I can’t even get laid by.  It’s kinda like buying a lesbian.